It’s SCAMPI Haiku no matter how you slice and dice it

April 25th 2008

As I settle into a readiness activity, I am thinking about some wise words that one of my Haiku teammates put forth. A sort of anointment to the new approach of “devil may care” Haiku. That’s right, as Tommy B. refuses to conform to the 5-7-5 protocol. When you consider his words of wisdom, you cast your fate to the Haiku authorities, as they weigh the audacious nature of what he offers:

Readiness Review Haiku

PIID-ling Away with eyes open

Objective Evidence in the hay

The needle just pricked me

That’s right….he’s BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

Go get em, Tom.

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Another SEPG is in the bag…on to San Jose in ‘09

March 22nd 2008

That’s right, SEPG 08 is all done and over! My first time in Tampa and I must say that it is a great little city. If you ever get the chance to visit there, make sure you go to Ybor City. This part of town hosts some great restaurants. This historical section of the city has many wonders to explore. Make sure you visit the cigar factories where you can watch the craftsmen and ladies roll world class cigars from cuban seeded tobacco. No, I’m not a cigar smoker, but these skilled individuals are the last of a great tradition of making cigars by hand, not machine.

The conference ended up with about 1400 attendees. The program had a variety of talks, but I believe the bias this year was toward discussing measurement and high maturity practices. Bob and I did a couple of tutorials that were pretty well attended. On Monday I did a PPQA tutorial that had about 200 attendees. I find it interesting that over the years, people are still interested in a value added approach for implementing QA. It’s a fundamental concept that is not too difficult to understand, but I suspect that folks find it difficult to implement, therefore their interest in the tutorial.

Monday night was an opportunity to meet with the SEI Partner Advisory Board members. We just elected some new members and held our meeting to discuss our role and activities as representatives for the Partner community.

On Tuesday I was on a panel that was moderated by Ron Radice. My fellow panel members included John Maher, and Madhumita Sen. The panel was interesting and focused on the direction that the SEI is taking on a variety of topics to include high maturity, appraisals, and the model. I was happy to see some SEI folks in the audience along with a number of lead appraisers. A strange thing happened during the panel session. The convention center’s automated alarm system notified us in a rather loud fashion that we needed to vacate the building immediately. Man, did the attendees “git up and out” quickly. Within a few minutes of our hasty egress, the automated lady got back on the horn to let us know that it was a false alarm. Strange thoughts were making their way through my head as I thought…nah….there are no terrorists in Tampa. Why would they want to hold a bunch of process geeks hostage?

Tuesday night I had planned on going to the ISD bash. Every year these guys throw a party and invite folks to enjoy the good fun. Joe Morin knows how to put on a good party. Unfortunately I was feeling a bit punky from a cold that I brought from San Jose that finally got the best of me. Wednesday I spent most of the day in my Residence Inn room watching CNN and feeling spent. Eventually I rallied and felt well enough Wednesday night to have a great dinner with Bob at the Acropolis in Ybor City. Boy do they have great Moussaka! Their Spanakopita is delicious too! Seriously, you need to hit this Greek establishment if you are in town. Prices are right, the food is fab, and the elderly gent playing Balalaika is charming. One of their traditions is for the waiters to toss paper napkins in the air while dancing to traditional Greek music. Nice touch.

Bob got the nod to speak on Thursday afternoon, which is the kiss of death at this conference. Many attendees decide to bail out on Thursday, so there aren’t a lot of people left at the conference to fill the room. About 150 showed up however, and Bob said he had a fun time.

I was surprised to find out that San Jose is the location for the 09 conference. San Jose last hosted in 97 and it was a monster smash hit. Hopefully we’ll have the same success in 2009.

Ah well, it’s good to be back in the bay. Actually I was in the bay, Tampa Bay that is. But truth be told, there is nowhere like this bay, the south bay, of San Francisco! I love my home……………..

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Do Process Improvement Models Matter?

February 2nd 2008

Do Models Matter?

As the days creep closer to this year’s SEPG conference, I’m thinking about how much I enjoyed participating in the European SEPG plenary panel, “Staged versus Continuous Models, Is There a Winner”. As a panel participant, my hope was that the panel would inspire the audience to ask questions that they may not have thought about in the past. Questions about the role that software process improvement models play in delivering software more expeditiously, less expensively, and with greater reliability.

Questions such as:

  • Is a staged model’s organizational approch incremental enough to support today’s fast-paced organizations faced with ever increasing competitive pressures?
  • Does a continuous model’s process capability approach offer enough of a roadmap to support organizational improvement?
  • The answers to these two questions depend on many factors, with a primary factor being prevailing culture. For example, does the organization prefer flexibility or more of a spoon feeding approach when it comes to the guidance that is offered in a model? Based on the answers, the choice of either process capablity or organizational maturity representations that the CMMI offers becomes more clear.

    “My model’s better than yours” certainly leads to great discussions.

    Should one pursue ITIL, ISO 9001, Trillium, TQM, Deming, Crosby, Juran, CMM, CMMI staged, CMMI continuous or a combination thereof? What’s a Software Process Improvement guru to do with all these choices?

    Another question one might ask is:

    Do models really matter as much as wanting to change?

    I believe an organization can find goodness in all models if it exploits them in a way that supports its business and cultural needs. I also believe that if an organization doesn’t feel a compelling need for change, it will find fault in all models. Enough fault that it will dismiss all models out of hand as being useless.

    If your organization really wants to improve, you’ll embrace what’s attractive to you in the model and overlook what’s of questionable value.

    So, models do matter, but not nearly as much as wanting to change?

    What do you think?

    See you at the SEPG 2008 conference!

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    Hope to see you at SEPG 2008

    January 24th 2008

    It’s that time of year again when all of the process improvement folks dust off their suitcases and head to their respective Valhallas. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollahs. Yes, Tom Lehrer fans, it’s SEPG 2008, and it’s in warm and sunny Tampa F L A. It runs from Monday through Thursday March 17-20.

    Will you be there? Bob Bamford and I will be for sure and are hoping to see you. We’re looking forward to sunshine and visiting with old friends. It’s a great time to swap ideas about the latest tools and techniques for implementing processes improvements that work.

    We’ll be busy at the this year’s conference. We’re looking forward to presenting a couple of tutorials this year on the opening and closing days. I’m also participating on a panel with my friend Ron Radice. All in all, it should be fun. The panel’s theme is entitled Has the SEI Gone Too Far? Or Not Far Enough?

    Our tutorials include Value-Added Auditing - A pragmatic approach for implementing Product And Process Quality Assurance (PPQA) and Software Estimation Bootcamp. Both of these are fun sessions and involve a lot of interaction with the attendees, so we’re looking forward to presenting at the conference.

    Also, I’ll be working with the SEI Partner Network Advisory Board members to futher agenda items that we’ve been working this past year.

    Check it out..

    SEPG 2008

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    Have you tried to view the conference program at the SEPG 2008 website….sheesh

    January 24th 2008

    Man, what I wouldn’t do for a simple PDF catalogue that outlines the program for SEPG 2008. Apparently the SEI has automated things a little bit too much. You have to login to a website and jump through all kinds of hoops to get the program.

    Once you spend 20 to 30 minutes figuring out how things work, not to mention being required to have an ID just to get the program info, you should be sufficiently consternated to blow off the affair.

    yikes…..

    i dare ya to figure it out.

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    Updated the blog environment to keep the riff raff out…did i spell that right?

    January 17th 2008

    Wow…I had pretty much locked up this site with no commenting and no newly registered users, as the ancient version of WordPress I was using was getting hacked with Viagra comments in a major way. Funny how things happen.

    Anyway, you can register again and comment on any posts, including the older posts.

    We’re back in business. Sorry for the delay.

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    SCAMPI Haiku 22

    December 20th 2007

    Potluck lunch kicked ass

    We crashed the party big time

    PIIDs can wait for now

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    SCAMPI Haiku 21

    October 10th 2007

    PIID Monotony

    cutting and pasting REAL BAD

    I need a Macro

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    SCAMPI Haiku 20

    June 12th 2007

    the boat is sinking

    NOT YET for the life jackets

    PROJECT TITANIC

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    SCAMPI Haiku 19

    June 12th 2007

    back end interviews

    shore up the dam quickly bro

    affirmations rule!

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    SCAMPI Haiku 18

    June 12th 2007

    scampi b finding

    a peremptory edict???

    lead appraiser smells

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    Haiku mentor extraordinaire

    June 7th 2007

    It is with edification and delight that we mention one of the SCAMPI Haiku stars of the Western Hemisphere, Doug Jones. Eye watering PIID provision interspersed with thoughts on any subject, shows a man who is poised at the ready.

    Doug’s quick assessment of the Viejas marginal edge resulted in the following thoughts:

    she’s twenty again?

    plays were correct but chips ran …

    so you have to laugh

    And laff we did. We had no other choice! Such Haiku prowess in a lad who has barely reached his prime.

    This truly, is a man to watch.

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    SCAMPI Haiku 17

    June 7th 2007

    process hosed, we’re dead!

    not to worry, my pretty

    info needs will help!

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    SCAMPI Haiku 16

    June 5th 2007

    Pilgrim is my friend

    Audit planning made easy

    Noncompliances!!!

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    SCAMPI Haiku 15

    May 18th 2007

    Process Improvement The “perfect PIID” conundrum Nothing stays the same

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    Let’s float some ideas about CMMI

    May 6th 2007

    CMMI logoIs CMMI working for you and your organization?

    Is there too much or too little software focus in the model? Are your hardware engineers interested in what the model has to offer? What about the systems engineers? Are they benefiting from this integrated model? Is yours a service organization considering implementing CMMI despite the limited deployment thus far in the services industries?

    Let’s roll with it and share some ideas on this CMMI blog. We want to hear from you!

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    Good News…the High Maturity exam is over…

    May 1st 2007

    From: Jeff Welch

    To: Bill Deibler

    Subject: SCAMPI High Maturity Lead Appraiser Exam Results

    Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2007

    Dear Bill,

    It is with great pleasure that we are able to present you with notification from the Software Engineering Institute that you have been awarded the SCAMPI High Maturity Lead Appraiser certification. This certification recognizes your expertise for determining that an organization has demonstrated the capability to quantitatively manage its projects to produce high-quality, predictable results at CMMI Maturity Levels 4 and 5.

    Benefits of this certification include recognition from the SEI as a member of the select group of individuals who are setting the standards for the lead appraiser community. We will be sure to keep you up-to-date regarding SEI SCAMPI HM LA certification developments through email and the SEI SCAMPI HM LA certification web site.

    Congratulations!

    Jeff

    Jefferson Welch - SEI Certification Manager

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    SCAMPI Haiku 14

    April 27th 2007

    process compliant

    SCAMPI just means shrimp again

    please pass the beer nuts

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    Insider Haiku 2

    April 27th 2007

    exchange consultants

    thorn in our collective sides

    we pay them how much?

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    Food Haiku

    April 27th 2007

    large cold ketel 1

    body numbing perfection

    stuff my olives babe

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